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OLIVE AND HERBERT: THE WEEDING

 

Olive looked radish on her weeding day

Herbert turnip up in a suit and swede shoes

Producing a five carrot ring

To put on his ladies finger

Lettuce commence said the vicar

Does anyone have good raisin

To prevent this onion

Therefore, I proclaim them marinated

Dill death do they part

 

The party compost of all family and friends

Lots of hoeing, hoeing at the best man speech

Thyme and wine slipping away

Sorel heads in the marrow

A queue at the shed for those desperate for a weed

Then over the pea system

That’s shallot the weeding is over

Gourd bless and Gourd luck

Olive and Herbert

 

 

©LawRouge

 

 

 

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