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OLIVE AND HERBERT: THE WEEDING
Olive looked radish on her weeding day
Herbert turnip up in a suit and swede shoes
Producing a five carrot ring
To put on his ladies finger
Lettuce commence said the vicar
Does anyone have good raisin
To prevent this onion
Therefore, I proclaim them marinated
Dill death do they part
The party compost of all family and friends
Lots of hoeing, hoeing at the best man speech
Thyme and wine slipping away
Sorel heads in the marrow
A queue at the shed for those desperate for a weed
Then over the pea system
That’s shallot the weeding is over
Gourd bless and Gourd luck
Olive and Herbert
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